Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Toilet Tissue Surprise surprise


Upon closer inspection, the most highy acclaimed tissue paper I acquired at Jimeta market had more to it than just bathroom sounds. There are some deeper areas of communication going on here, with a hint of spooky fundamentalism. This one is "THE LION AND THE FAWN", and it is the more subtle of the two I picked up, so we'll start with this one.

"THE LION AND THE FAWN"
The lion had gone into a raging frenzy. A fawn saw him from the woods and said, 'Oh, we really are in trouble! Now that the lion is enraged, he will not stop at anything - and he was already more than we could bear even before he went out of his mind!'

By: Aesop's Fable


Allright, I can relate- no on wants to be around a raging lion- but this next one is where it gets spooky,

"THE SNAKE AND THE WASP"

A wasp landed on the head of a snake and began to harass him, stinging him again and again. As he was suffering from terrible pain but couldn't get rid of his enemy, the snake crawled into the road and looked for an oncoming wagon. He then put his head under the wheel as he said, 'I die together with my enemy!'

By: Aesop's Fable


whoa, they weren't holding back with that one. Toilet tissue training martyrs.
Lucki is the brand name.


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